I didn't watch the entire Video Music Awards this year, at least not yet. You know they'll replay it on MTV for at least 2 fucking months, they always do. What I did see though.... What the hell is happening? Lady Gaga was a dude, a really ugly dude at that. I mean I love Lady Gaga and I love her crazy, don't give a shit attitude. She played the dude part well, too well. She stayed in character all night so I'll give her major credit. Anyway and Beyonce is pregnant and still rocking it out. She is amazing and I am pretty sure she is a robot. Kayne didn't eject anyone from the stage this year but from what I saw, was he ever even up on stage?? Did he win anything? Don't get me started on Justin Beiber or Canadian poster child for miniature assholes, whatever you wanna call him, her, it, whatever.... he looked like the kid from Harry Potter, ya know Harry Potter. He beat out Eminem?? I demand a recount. Seriously? Brittany Spears wore a cute little black dress and looked healthy. She deserved her awards and I'm glad she's made such a comeback. She's come a long way! Go Brittany! I loved the mini Brittany Brigade that were reliving her best video costumes and moves, that was pretty cool. The speech Russell Brand gave about Amy Winehouse was beautiful and I loved the footage of her and Tony Bennett working together. I guess I never noticed how gorgeous she was, I feel bad for that. The whole thing was very well put together and thoughtful! Her voice is irreplaceable and I am saddened to know that we won't get to enjoy more of her I love Katy Perry, she is adorable in any weird outfit or cube on her head. Because her music kicks ass, she can pretty much get away with anything. She only has a couple of songs that make me go WTF was she thinking? Russell Brand and her make a great couple, they have a perfect mixture of hotness and craziness that can go a long way.
Oh and the MTV house artist, Jessie J, who the fuck is she? Where did she comes from? I hear she opened for Katy Perry or something, sometime, somewhere?? I thought she sucked and her cover songs were a disgrace to the original artists. She had a broken foot and was in this ugly cast thing. I never understood why she just sat there, I mean I know her leg was stuck in a cast but damn, MTV is rich, they could have had her suspended by something cool or at least on wheels, hover round.... something. Hopefully next year MTV will step it up and get back to the coolness level that they once had.